pyrocynical

pyrocynical is a bitch ass motherfucker. he gave me a fucking splinter so i could step on it and now i gotta use fucking tweezers to get the little shit out.

you hear about pyrocynical?-my name jeff

THAT BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKED UP MY LEG. IM GONNA TEAR HIS GODDAMN ASSHOLE OUT AND FUCKING DEVOUR IT-methhead

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The Pyrocynical Effect

The effect of making a bad situation somehow worse until it reaches the point of actual garbage.

Person 1: Man, I'm really having a bad day and it just keeps getting worse..
Person 2: Ah, The Pyrocynical Effect?

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The Pyrocynical Effect

The creation/distribution of previously made subjects or topics for monetary and profit gain

Ex. "Jake Paul" "Logan Paul" "Fine Bros"

"im gonna make a video on Jake Paul!"
"nah, don't you'll be engulfed by The Pyrocynical Effect

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the pyrocynical effect

The act of addressing a topic and having it shit on

"m8 the pyrocynical effect is at it again"

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Pyrocynical Subreddit

the pyrocynical subreddit is a subreddit that talks about none other than despacito. it used to be one based on the youtuber pyrocynical but got slowly taken over by despacito.

*literally any picture from this planet*
pyrocynical subreddit: is that a despacito?

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walmart pyrocynical

a bad version of pyrocynical

that is pretty much walmart pyrocynical

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The Pyrocynical Effect

The act of making a word, person, object or action even worse than it already is.
This term is derived from the infamous youtuber Pyrocynical, whose cancerous content is rapidly spreading across youtube.

Friend: Hey look I can do a dab while spinning my fidget spinners
Me: And that my friend is The Pyrocynical Effect

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