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the worst thing that has happened in 40 years, and probably gonna be taught in future history lessons. a global depression of boredom, sickness and overall twatness. covid-19, you suck.
teacher: today we're gonna be talking about covid-19 and the quarantine!
student: isnt it where everyone was bored and weren't allowed out for 6 months?
teacher: yes, jimmy. it was fucking horrid.
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The act of staying home where a person spends their days eating their feelings, playing video games and masturbating until society continues functioning at a normal level.
Person 1: "What have you been doing lately?"
Person 2: "Quarantine..."
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Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.
When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.
(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"
In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...
Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x
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For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.
Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!
when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened
Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae
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Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!