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A run-down, beaten up old passenger vehicle with no muffler, a badly tuned engine and only one working headlight.
(Somewhere on a highway in Ontario or Vermont, late at night): I think you better try to pass that Quebec motorcycle ahead of us. The exhaust fumes are killing me! Check out that piece of crap, blind in one eye, roaring like a hotrod!
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A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.
Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*
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A powerful phrase from then-French President Charles de Gaulle to the people of Quebec, Canada from the balcony of the Montreal Town Hall in 1967.
Translating to "Long Live Free Quebec", it is considered by many to be Charles de Gaulle's semi-formal endorsement of the concept of Quebec sovereignty.
In the aftermath, Charles de Gaulle was forced to cut his visit short partially due to the outrage of the Canadian government at this statement. Since then, it has been a rallying call for supporters of Quebec sovereignty, as well as the Parti Quebecois, a pro-sovereignty political party based in Quebec.
It is widely believed that because of animosity stemming from this incident, then-Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau refused to attend a memorial service to Charles de Gaulle following his death some years later.
Charles de Gaulle: "Vive Montreal! Vive le Quebec! Vive le Quebec Libre! Vive le Canada Français! Et Vive la France!"
Crowd: *goes apeshit*
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Parti Quebecois Member#1: "Je te vois a la prochaine assemblee. Vive le Quebec Libre!"
Parti Quebecois Member #2: "Je te vois la aussi, et Vive le Quebec Libre!"
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Words uttered by ungrateful shit disturber/French president Charles de Gualle in 1967 meaning long live free Quebec. Perhaps he was forgetting that thousands of Canadian men died fighting to liberate his own country, and that almost anywhere else in the world the FLQ would have been imprisoned or shot immediately as traitors to their country.
Charles de Gualle: Vive le Quebec! (long live Quebec), Vive le Quebec libre! (long live free Quebec).
Lester B. Pearson: WTF Charles!
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When you gracefully leave an upper decker, then use the bowl water to clean yourself afterwards.
Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.
When you get so cold, and your ball sack shrinks and gets goosebumps on it.
I was so cold that my balls shriveled up into a couple of Quebec snowballs.
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe