A quief cookie is just another word for a douche bag. It is the item used to clean out a womans vagina after sexual intercourse.
Look up douche bag.
"OMG... that was good sex. Will you pass me my quief cookie?"
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."
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Cooter is another word for a vagina. Quief is a word that describes a fart that comes out of the vagina.
Cooter-Qweef...another saying.
Dont be such a cooter quief.
Besides dont you just like the way it sounds!
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When kimmy is in a pool filled with extra chlorine to kill stds in her quiefy clam.
Welcome to quief reef.
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Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief
Tyler Seymour is a DouscheQuief
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a yummy and tasty treat made down there.
Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!!
Meagan: WHat did you just call me!?
Anna: OH BOB SAGET!
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alternative word for "douche bag" or "asshole" more commonly used to describe someone as being inconsiderate, unkind, or just plain idiotic.
That new kid at school is a fucking quief bucket, he thinks he can walk through the hallways and push people out of the way like he's king DICK ASS FUCK COCK BITCH CUNT TITTY ASS SHIT!!!
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When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.
"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."
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