Pulling a rem

To accomplish the reaching of a whole new level of idiocy in front of strangers or the general public.

Examples:

*Idiot spaces out in public* "Dude, you're pulling a rem!"

Getting high and experiencing hallucinations under the influence of alcohol and not weed or other chronic narcotics.

Unable to communicate with a stranger when he asks you a very basic question.

Befriending those who the peers around you dislike.

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he-rem

A he-rem is a harem of dudes that an attractive woman gathers around her by rationing sexual favors. A common tactic is to be interested in a guy, sleep with him such that he is really interested in her, then say "let's just be friends". If he agrees to this he becomes a member of her he-rem. He will do things for her and give her attention when she requires it, without receiving any sex.

I refuse to join her he-rem. I still have some self-respect.

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Rem Snyder

Some fuckin half a jewby, that likes to grind with the irish jig.Rems pec is lopsided and wotnot like that.

Yo did you see Rem Snyder, that damn jew getting it in the butt from the irish again.

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REM slot

The time of the day when TV is at its least interesting: usually anywhere from 12 midnight to about 8 AM on any given day, when the programming you're most likely to see is dull economic news, domestic political fare, and, worst of all, infomercials. REM=rapid eye movement, a stage of the dreaming process.

One thing I hate about being a security guard is having to come home to the REM slot when I want to watch TV!

Who is rem?

Rem is a really popular character from anime Re:Zero-starting life from another world. She was placed under a curse that caused everyone (expect the main character) to forget her existence and she was placed under a deep sleep. She is alive but sleeps without anybody remembering her.

Mark: "rem is the best girl!"
Harry: "who is rem?"

REM job

When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.

"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."

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rems

The Greatest Player on Star Wars Galaxies Server Corbantis. TKM MF Who Never Loses Duels. Has Beaten 13 Jedis And Has A Bounty of 2,000,000 Credits On Him.

Holy Shit Rems Just Took 2 Jedi!

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