Ralph

Ralph is a very interesting specimen. Sometimes, she seems african american, but others she seems, and quite convincingly so, to be an indian (we're talking curry munching, telstra working full blown indian). The common Ralph has anywhere from 22-120 dogs. She also sits home all day, doing nothing except eating pizza and watching porn.

man 1: Look at that Indian! Shes eating pizza
man 2: Look at that Negro! Shes eating pizza
james: That, my friends is no black guy or indian. That, is a Ralph.

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ralphing

v. The act if vomiting.

Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!

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ralphed

the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.

"i just ralphed in your bathroom"

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ralph

v. To throw up; lurch

Watching the professional eater on The Daily Show tonight made me want to ralph!

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ralph

vomit, puke, pray at the procelain throne

it was the lobster bisque, heavy with sweet cream and brandy. I ralphed for seventeen minutes straight, surrendered to the God of kaopectate, too

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ralph

the best god damn simpsons character of them all. Screw you all!!!!!!!!! If you disagree, just rot in hell bastard.

ralph wigham is the shiz!!! Me fail english, that's impossibabble.

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ralph

to barf.

only certain people can pull off saying "ralph"

"dude, i just went on the roller coaster and now i'm about to ralph."

"I saw Ben and I almost ralphed."

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