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The exact reason to not be a chef
I feel like not being a chef because of Gordon Ramsay.
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changing from the state of being a well intentioned noble human into a creepy jizzrag chef who oozes slime
i was a human until i was ramsayed
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Say you're fuckin' a drunk chick with your meat magic. At the last minute you pull out and spurt your spooge all over her tig ol' bitties. Throw the sheet on top. In the morning she'll be wearing an apron like famous celebrity chef
Gordon Ramsay.
Yo dog, Suzie was so drunk last night, y'all didn't hit it, did you?
Yeah dog, that bitch pass out mid-fuck, so I Ramsay that Ho.
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That crazy overrated millionaire that comes to your restaurant and helps you, oh wait he doesn't help he alienates!!
Gordon Ramsay "What are you?!" he says as he smashes her head with bread slices
employee "an idiot sandwich!"
Gordon Ramsay "huh?!"
employee "an idiot sandwich!!!" (crying)
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When you crack three eggs into your girls mouth and aggressively thrust during fellatio to the point where the eggs are properly stirred and ready to be transferred to a hot pan where one can add vegetables, butter, or cheese to craft the perfect omelet.
"What'd you have for breakfast" "me and my girl had some eggs, we tried the gordon ramsay" "oh nice, that's a healthy breakfast"
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Some stupid foul mouthed Chef
Gordon Ramsay is Gordon FUCKING Ramsay
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Canadian singer of the pop punk band Marianas Trench
"Josh Ramsay seems like the kind of guy who would be too lazy to shower and wash his armpits with Clorox wipes"
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