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The act of inserting all four fingers and thumb into a vagina. The fingers come together to form a point therefore making it appear like a raptor claw; hence the Wicke raptor.
Mariah got Wicke raptored so hard.
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A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.
Can be used in any situation.
You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.
Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.
One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.
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1. To grab or steal an object so quickly while yelling "RAPTOR SNATCH" that the victim does not have time to react and usally is extremely embarrassed.
"Man, he totally raptor snatched my cigarette out of my mouth"
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The act of mathematically determining your survival time should a velociraptor begin an attack at that very moment.
“Check my Raptor Math, here, but I think we'd have a 2.3 second survival time if a raptor came through that window.”
Raptor hands is a position in which you hold your arms so your elbows are bent in roughly a right angle in front of you with your wrists and hands relaxed. Many autistic people naturally rest their arms in this position.
Tsuyu from My Hero Academia always has raptor hands! I wonder if she's autistic!
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Noun. Derogatory slang. Only word in the english language available that combines the bitchery of cunts with the fiendishness of velociraptors. The kind of person who finds normal cuntery a waste of his/her creative talents, and will go far out of his/her way to exact a particularly devious and well thought out way to sully one's good name. If a cunt raptor ever actually existed, it's mating call would undoubtedly have sounded like a Nazgul performing cunnilingus.
That fucking cunt raptor Tina found my girl's screen name, spent a week getting to know her, and then let it slip that I dumped my ex because her mom had my baby.
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