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A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth
i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz
A "Dirty Rasmus" is when you are having sex with your partner while you are thinking of is your favorite 2D girl.
Last night when I did it with this ugly guy Chris, I did the "Dirty Rasmus".
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On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth
Klaus: nooooo
Ohh no i forgot to put jizz out for Rasmus Nissen
St. Louis Cardinal's center fielder. # 28
Not Kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
Colby, C O L B Y
By far the sexiest baseball player in the MLB.
Not only is he dead sexy but he can hit the hell out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a 'speed demon' on the bases. He's got Rookie of the Year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. Keep your eyes on him. Trust me
you'll like what you see. And lastly anyone who's gotten to hit that is one lucky bitch.
Do Work Colby, You're a beast!
"Hey did you see that walk-off homerun last night?"
"Hell yeah, my boy Colby Rasmus hit it."
"Yeah, he's so damn sexy!"
"True dat, God bless his parents for making him so damn good looking."
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"Damn look at this couple"
"Yeah they really are Karolina and Rasmus"
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A fucking beast, a man, a cool dude who can take serious amounts of alcohol more than noah. Rasmus Hauan is considered a man of honor and glory and has bigger legs than noah. Rasmus Hauan is the definition of a meme brain and also has better music taste than Noah Fagerland.
"Hey did you check out Rasmus's spotify list?"
"Yea it's much better than Noah's"
"Rasmus Hauan is the coolest dude ive met ever"
"Yea true he is much cooler than Noah"