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gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever
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Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.
"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."
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The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by
Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."
Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++
Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.
Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.
Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.
Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?
Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!
Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!