Royal Ream

a graciously intense fuck fit for a king.

Shawn gave Sara the royal ream as soon as she walked in the door.

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c-ream

or curry-ream (see-reem, kreem, or kuhr-ee-reem)
-noun
1. a non-standard amount of paper, composed of 500 or more
sheets, printed out in college libraries by people of
South Asian descent. This occurance takes place as a
result of the offender being unwilling or unable to
throw down $50 for a textbook. Instead, the perpetrator
will proceed to illegally download the composition from
an offshore internet site. This is always at college
libraries so that the download cannot be traced to a
personal IP address.
-verb
2. the act of printing out a c-ream; especially when it
results in a c-quire, leaving the rest of the student
body up shit creek.

note: professional c-reamers will always strike in packs,
and when the library is most crowded; so called,
"c-reaming'no grease". C-reaming is a misdemeanor
offense in 49/50 United States, excluding
Connecticut, where the act is most prevalent.

1. I just came to the library to print up a ten page study
guide, but this Indian girl has been tying up both
printers with her c-reams for 20 minutes. Look around,
everyone's pissed.
2. (some Indian guy fucking some poor college guy
bareback from behind) Ah-ha! *THRUST* c *GRUNT* reamed
*THRUST,THRUST* you *GRUNT* American *THRUST* whore!

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Cream ream

When you take the totality of your ejaculation on your knuckles and punch a bitch in the face.

I was fuckin this bitch and she was givin me sass, so I pulled out, finished all over my knuckles and Cream reamed that ho!

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anus reaming

The action of taking one's hand and placing it in your no-no square, then spreading the girl's cheeks and tickling her peanut with your young.

"That girl is freaky!"
"Why?"
"She let me do some anus reaming"
"I'm SHOOK"

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Ream your Hoop

To have anal sex. Get it in the a$$, fudge packing

1-Shut up or I’ll bend you over and ream your hoop.
2-That chick has such a nice bucket ,all I want to do is ream her hoop.
3-It’s not my kid , I’ve always reamed her hoop not her pie hole.

ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.

I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

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icy cave ream

Having sex with a young lady on the floor of an icy cave. This kind of intercourse is normally restricted to caveman times; when it was common to copulate on the floor of an icy cave with the local snickers. In more recent, albeit contemporary usage it simply means 'getting laid'.

Sandro: "So how was that date last night Danny?"
Danny: "Icy cave ream basically boys!"

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