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A commandment with regard to our relationship to God, compared to our relationship to people, where it is better to give than to receive—when Jesus, the "bread of life" and the “living water,” wants us to partake of Him and receive from Him all that we lack in this world.
Jesus told his disciples that it is more blessed to give than to receive in relating to others, and when it comes to meeting their physical and spiritual needs, He wants them to know that as their Provider, Deliverer, and Healer, it is better to receive than to give.
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When a male goes a long period of time without getting twerked on.
After not going to a party for three weeks, Tommy suffered from Twerk Received Deficiency Syndrome.
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A thinly-veiled euphemism for trying not to hurt the feelings of certain groups of people.
A phrase to use when you want to make up some excuses that will be instantly understood by others that you are going to do something terrible, extremely laughable, or just plain idiotic.
1. Hey, boss, uh, after receiving many messages from gamers, I will not go to work today.
2. Earlier today, it was announced that the game Devotion is coming to GOG. After receiving many messages from gamers, we have decided not to list the game in our store.
October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.
Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.
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What one urbandictionary.com contributor is asking the staff here.
This urbandictionary.com contributor is asking why “ I am not receiving emails from you, urbandictionary.com, for months ?”
I’ll submit new words and get no feedback.
Please help, thank you.
An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."
John: "Really Justin? What is it?"
Justin: "Its called Megavideo"
*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."
Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"
Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"
The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
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What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.
If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".