a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
References cannabis that retains more of its natural cannabinoids and terpenes, having not undergone destructive cleaning procedures. Cannabis that hasn't been treated with irradiation, peroxide baths, or otherwise.
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She loves animals. Remedy is a true friend and will stay loyal to you. She always looks out for her friends and is so kind. She is smart and will always help you out of tough situations. Kind of naive but in a good innocent way. Definitely a simp for some boys. If you get you a Remedy don't let her go.
Girl: God I wish I was like Remedy...
Guy: I need to get me a Remedy.