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When a guy has his girlfriend laying down and using her breast as an arm rest.
Hey, can I use you as my boob rest?
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1) A place to take a pee during a long drive.
2) A place where gay men often hang out have sex.
Alright you're under arrest for having gay sex in the rest area.
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A drill and ceremony position executed from the position of attention. It has nothing to do with attractive women and doesn't remotely refer to standing at attention. It is also used when speaking to a non-commissioned officer who is ranked higher than you.
Solider: Hey 1st Sergeant, what time is final formation?
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.
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The act of placing an object on your lap
I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.
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The mark(s) left in a turd when the person leaving it alternates bewteen pushing and relaxing.
"My personal best is a turd that wrapped all the way around the bowl and had 14 rest dents in it."
An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.
"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"
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Rest In pepperoni is a middle of the herd term used to describe a death, usually on a video game.
The scale goes as such:
RIP-Used by people who post everything cat. YouTube videos, Tweets, everything.
Rest In Peace-Used by casuals. Usually they play Mario Cart, or some other simplistic game.
Rest In Pepperoni-Used by 360 no scopers who do the Y Y 360 dorrito shrek shot.
Resterino In Pepperino-Used by creeps. Broneys, neckbeards, and people who write fan fictions in youtube commments are the most common culprits.
Kyle: Wow, everytime i go bowling i throw gutterball after gutterball
Jake: Rest In Pepperoni, i throw strike after strike.
Greg: Sweet! I finally collected every item in Club Penguin. Resterino In Pepperino game! Time to go play ToonTown!
(RIP)James: Have you seen my newest cat video?
Jerome: Nah, not yet.
James: LELELELELELELEL RIP FGT, L2CAT
(Rest In Peace) BRO! I JUST HIT A 33-33 WITH MY DRAGON DAGGER! OMFG REST IN PEACE N00B.
(Rest In Pepperoni)Kyle: Wow, everytime i go bowling i throw gutterball after gutterball
Jake: Rest In Pepperoni, i throw strike after strike.
(Resterino in Pepperino)Greg: Sweet! I finally collected every item in Club Penguin. Resterino In Pepperino game! Time to go play ToonTown!
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