A guy who is sweet and patient, most likely has shaggy blonde hair and just wants to make people laugh.
βYouβre a Golden Retriever Boy arenβt you?β
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1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.Commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.
1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?
Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: Wanna go for a walk?
Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.
Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!
Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.
Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.
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A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.
Friend 1: Dude, Jack is so fine!
Friend 2: Heβs such a golden retriever boy though!
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When, while in the doggy style position, the male urinates into the female.
Man, I just golden retrievered some bitch!
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A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
βWhat does a golden retriever person look like?β
βShe is the golden retriever in our relationship.β
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Retrieving server info is a process most commonly known in the Valve games, such as Team Fortress 2. When you try to enter a server, it goes through several steps before you are in the server. Retrieving server info is the longest step in waiting to go into a server, and it's long waiting times have attributed to prolonged boredom and anger.
"Did you get into that awesome TF2 server yet?"
'No, I'm stuck at retrieving server info. Ugh! Why won't you load!"
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A Golden Retriever is a dog.
Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.
Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.
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