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When someone burns you, but you get them back with an even better burn!
Bob (parking a car): Hey Doug,I can't quite get this to fit in here, it's a bit too tight.
Doug: that's what your mom said! Burn!
Bob: no, that's what your grandma said! Burn Return!
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(1) when you reject something so common, its like you are returning to the old days (AKA monke age)
(2) when you reject, dislike, or just don't participate in commonly that almost the entirely of society does the opposite of, makeing you into the state of a out cast. you also accept it
(1) broi: reject (insert common thing here) Return to Monke
(2) bruh: AMONG US IS SOOOOO GOOOOD SO MANY UNIQE MODS LOOLOLOLOL
broi: well i like it too, but the community just milks it so much, it becom-
bruh: WHAT HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE NOW A O U T C A S T
broi: ok sure, reject among us, Return to Monke
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When one person in a couple provides oral sex (or any other sexual favor) for the other repeatedly, and wants the other person to do the same to him/her.
Kate: "I always give you oral sex, why don't you return the favor?"
John: "Okay, I will"
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while driving a vehicle you come across a yellow light and just dont feel like stopping so you continue on even if the light turns red.
josh: omg craig stop stop stop
craig: no bro that was the point of no return
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When one has gone so far in any given circumstance that it would be impossible, immoral or shameful to give up.
This is the point of no return I could never go back. (Immortal Technique)
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noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.
"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"
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When you flirt with someone, even if you are not attracted to them, just because they flirted first. Can be done consciously or unconsciously. Can be done by men or women. Can even be done by a heterosexual when he/she is flirted with by a homosexual.
Guy 1: What were you doing flirting with that girl?! She's and ugly ass bitch! and you have a girlfriend! I know she has a thing for you but still man
Guy 2: Wait What? I didn't even realize. I must have just been a return the flirt instance.