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If every U.S. state were to be a person's dick, Rhode Island would be George Bush's.
Guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, I'm from Rhode Island.
Guy: Damn, that state is almost as small as Dubya's dick!
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Shouldn't be a state and is not even an island
Rhode Island is named after an Irish chicken -Phillip J. Waite
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the crapper, the shit hole, and the asscrack between mass and connecticut. he city shuts down at 8pm, the clubs close at 1:30 on the weekends. a bunch of colleges...theres JWU, Brown, RISD, URI, CCRI, roger williams, salve regina, stupid PC...and bunch of others i know i am forgetting...there's shit to do in this place, also it is overrun by stupid high schoolers that all look and dress the same...
god rhode island sucks...a day in rhode island is a day wasted...
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little tiny state that everyone forgets about
Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?
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Rhode Island is the perfect example of wasted United States territory. People forget about Rhode Island because they CHOOSE to, although memories of this shithole are tough to forget. It is the only state that could possibly make partying at colleges depressing. In fact, it is likely that you will drive home shitfaced at 6 in the morning rather then sleeping anywhere in the state. Any person who likes living in this state is likely to be a skinny spoiled rich kid pussy who is to gay to realize how much better any other state is.
The U.S. would be better off if Rhode Island could in fact become an island and detach itself from the rest of this great country.
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The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.
The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.
Coming to a stop sign, slowing down, but not coming to a complete stop. The New England name for a California Stop.
It is unwise to perform a Rhode Island Roll in the presence of a police officer.
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