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A unit of measurement.
One day my teacher said "Wow that's the size of 3 Rhode Islands!"
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a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
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Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!
Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.
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The smallest state where the climate will range from 0-100 between January and July. A place that shut down for almost 10 weeks now from the pandemic. And still have no sports and masks required everywhere. To sum it up, IT SUCKS.
Kid 1: “I heard you lived in Rhode Island
Kid 2: Yeah, it sucks I’m moving to Florida
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The world's yardstick. A Unit by which to measure other land masses.
French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?
geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!
French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.
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