newport ri

newport, rhode island, home of the biggest jerks in the state. full of "wangsters" and other such condescending tools. all though the guys are trash the girls here are the best. newport is only good for a blunt cruise on ocean drive or if you need a lighter you can walk around downtown and ask a random person. atleast some tools are nice. the only way they get bud in newport is through tiverton which is seen as the biggest drugged out place in rhode island, which is the most drugged out place per capita in the USA. This city is also known for all the snobs who visit in the summertime and act like they own the place. the nicest people in the city are bro's who like to smoke visitors up.

Hey are you going to Newport ri tonight?" "Nah bro, there are better people smoke with and better places.

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Ri-tard

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools

I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.

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Remy Ried

A. One who enjoys the music of BSB but knows N sync is far superior.

B. The Offspring of Hennesy Cognac
and Remy Martin.

C. Remington. The shaver

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A-RI-GA-TO-OU

"arigatou," or "thank you." But not really - because what you're really doing, is trying to sound cute and/or sexy by breaking the word down into all of its syllables. This is done in an attempt to seduce the person(s) hearing the phrase.

Me: "Here Ms. Applewaters, your sink has been fixed."
You: "Oh Mr. Plumber, a-ri-ga-to-ou"
70's electro porn pop starts playing in the background
...

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Gou ri de

Son on a bitch or fucking/damn; if translate directly, means raped by a dog.
Gou means dog
Ri means fuck

(Chinese)

Ni zhe ge gou ri de!
Gou ri de sha bi!

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Oak Hill (RI)

The absolute greatest neighborhood (the Cadillac) of the relatively ghetto city of Pawtucket, RI! Jealous haters like to call it an East Side (Providence) wannabe, but they know that Oak Hill OWNS them in every way! Oak Hill...where there is a Lexus in every driveway and the girls are HOT!

"Bro wanna go to Sullivan's and hook up with some Darlington girls?"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"

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ardscoil ris

An absolute gang of lads who worship a leader by the name of ‘sha’ . Some say he will get off with your ex just by staring at his red cheeks.

When waking around ardscoil ris , Oh no it’s sha , where’s my girlfriend

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