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ribbon cutter

One with a penis so small he, there is no way of him popping a cherry.

Copy that ribbon cutter. Joe is going to try to use his ribbon cutter tonight

by Jeepinit247 November 18, 2013


Ribbon Cutting

Takin a bitch virginity

Im ribbon cutting that girl you been chasing three months and we just met yesterday

by im am ey December 26, 2015


booty ribbon

Toilet paper

I’m out of booty ribbon.

by Ceegreen1977 February 19, 2018


ropey ribbons

A long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. When it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of jizz fly through the air.

Painted her headboard with ropey ribbons this morning....

by WinksMcgee July 14, 2017


ribbon and bow

A very quaint and luxurious gifting store. Providers of beautifully crafted keepsakes.

Person 1: Ooh that gift is cute… it must be Ribbon and Bow!

by Giftexperience November 24, 2021


blue ribbon

to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.

When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.

by dirty dirts July 02, 2006


Ribbon Legs

The sensation one experiences in his or her legs after smoking a fat heap of cannabis. The sensation resembles pins and needles, but goes up and down the legs. This is termed 'Ribbon Legs' as it feels like large ribbons made of soothing fire running up and down your legs.

Man 1: Holy shit, dude, my legs feel like they're tied up with fire ribbon!
Man 2: Yeah, man, you got the Ribbon Legs
Man 1: Woah, that's some chronic Mary-Jane! Hahaha

by Renee Ribkin May 08, 2007