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Ricky is your typical f*ckboy who you KNOW is messaging about 17 other girls the exact same generic messages as you, at the same time. He’s only interested in one thing and is very persistent. When you pass on his advances he goes all “Kyle on drywall” towards you and loses it.
“Ugh, just matched with this guy on Tinder and he’s pulling a total Ricky”
“I met this guy at the bar last night and he’s a textbook Ricky”
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Lying about plans when meeting up with the lads or lying about substance abuse
He said he's not coming out now....
Oh no he pulled a Ricky
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Ricky has the smallest penis ever created. It is so small you cant evend see it, it is smaller then an ant.
Never choose a Ricky or u will never feel good at night.
Ricky has the smallest penis created in this universe. He has a micropenis
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1.An inconciderate asshole who never is loved or never ever gets laid.
2.An abnoxious fratboy who thinks he is the awesomest thing on the earth.
3. Runs his mouth and then whe you do something, he runs away.
1. my brother
2. person 1:Did you see Ricky?
person 2:Wasn't he the guy who got raped?
Person 1: Yeah he was so drunk he cried. AHAHAHAHAHA
3. Self explanatory.
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The male equivalent of a Flo. A loudmouth redneck that turns obnoxious and wants to fight once he has had any alcohol. He starts fights but if someone busts his hole, he immediately starts spouting Oh God, and gets religious because he thinks he’s about to die. Someone you would want to beat to death with a plastic thermos.
Two people watching the movie Falling Down
Movie watcher 1: Watch this, this is my favorite part
Nick: You want freedom? I'll give you fucking freedom! takes out some handcuffs
Nick: You're going to jail, motherfucker. How's that for freedom? Freedom to get fucked up the ass by some big buck nigger. Give me your other hand! He's gonna be right behind ya, just like this. You're gonna like that, faggot fuck! Give me your other hand!
Bill Foster: I can't.
Nick: Why not?
Bill Foster: Gravity.
Nick: Gravity? What the fuck does that mean?!
Bill Foster: I'll fall down.
Nick kicks Bill, making him fall down
Nick: Give me your other hand! Give it to me! Give it to me! GIVE IT TOO ME!
Bill turns around and stabs Nick in his shoulder
Nick: Oh God, this isn't one of mine, Oh God.
Bill Foster: Freedom of religion. Now you get it. Feels good to exercise your rights, doesn't it? (opens fire on Nick, shooting him through a mirror)
Movie watcher 1: He acted like some bad ass Nazi but he was just a fucking Ricky
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The most retarded nigga who likes big black cock from beaners named kyle
Omg is that ricky! The kyle pp eater??!
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