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When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!
My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.
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A 12 o’clock energy burst were you just want to color or make socks. Mostly made at sleep overs with your best friends. It could be at 12 am or 12 pm, bit mostly fun. But mostly boring. GOOD NIGHT PENNSYLVANIA!!
Person 1: hey do you want to make socks tonight.
Friend: yeah, lets to a 12 o’clock sock rock.!
When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.
Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"
rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.
Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em