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Its funny how when I looked up the definition of Towson, so many preppy explanations came ip. I grewup in Roland Park and went to one of the prep schools there. Roland Park is for the classiest, "old money" preppies, who were naturally born with a golden lacrosse stick in thier hands. We will all drive brand new SUV's or some sort of sporty car our Daddy bought us. We will also grow up and work for Daddy (or one of his Fraternity Brothers from college). Roland Park girls grow up to be trophy wives and look beautiful and engage in PTA. Towson is where fake, "new rich" preppies roam (eww). Ruxton, well thats different, Ruxton is actually right next to (or in, depending on who you talk to) Towson, and its preppy as well. Seriously, Towson kids, take a hike. The best places to booze with other preppies would be CVP,The Turtle,down in Federal Hill or Canton. Thats where we really roam. Unfortunatly wherever real preppies wanna go they have to sort through the scum to have fun.
Real preppies DO NOT wear Abercrombie or American Eagle, thats for white trash. We wear, Polo, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, Lilly, CK Bradley, Reef or Rainbow Sandals, Burberry, J. Crew and a few select others. Oh yeah and the colar is ALWAYS popped, no excuses. I could go one forever... Oh yeah and we do not have that hard-core Baltimore accent. Our Mommy and Daddy taught us better than that.

Plaids, ruit, lax games, and 30-racks are a way of life.

by 30-racks April 21, 2005

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ulf roland

The best dad you can have

Oh that dad is so Ulf Roland

by I am the defenition of God March 16, 2016


Roland Martin

Also know as sell out, roland martin is one of the members of the boule

Danm roland martin really fell off..

by Lil Gucci Bag June 14, 2019

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The Roland Drumroll

This is when a female is laying on her back and a man stratles her with his gouche region on her mouth. From here, the man lifts his erect penis in to the air, and flicks it onto the forehead of the female. If done properly, the penis should bounce upward with force. You can repeat quickly so it makes the sound of a snare drum, or go in a slow beating motion until there is red marks upon the forehead.

"Yo bra, my bitch was actin' up so I wiped out my manhood and gave her a The Roland Drumroll."

by Dingleberry drop-kick June 6, 2009

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Roland Martin

Also know as sell out, roland martin is one of the members of the boule

Danm roland martin really fell off..

by Lil Gucci Bag June 14, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roland Martin

Fat, Dirty, Communist, Socialist Scumbag. He works for CNN (Communist News Network)

He has Barack Obama's nutsack in his mouth.

Communist Roll Call:

Jessuh Jackson...here

Al Greaseball Pimp Jackson...here

Barry Hussein Soetoro-Obummer...here

Acorn...here

SEIU...here

95% of Black Sheep...here

Roland Martin...I'mma here Massa!!!

by PhukYu October 23, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot Roland

When two males rub their hairy or smooth taints together. Similar to scissoring but for men. Also known as tainting.

He was so hot I couldn't wait to Hot Roland him.

by Trojan17 January 5, 2022