romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.

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Romneying

Accidentally bragging about your place high up in the economic stratosphere; comparing the difficulties of being rich to those of being poor

Examples of Romneying:
10. “I like those fancy raincoats you bought to people wearing plastic ponchos. Really sprung for the big bucks.’”
9. “I know what it’s like to worry about whether or not you are going to get fired. … There are times when I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip.”
8. “Corporations are people, my friend.”
7. “Rick Perry, I’ll tell you what: 10,000 bucks? $10,000 bet?”
6. “I get speaker’s fees from time to time, but not very much.” $374,000
5. “I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.“
4. “Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
3. “I’m not concerned about the very poor. … We have a safety net there.”
2. “I’m also unemployed.”
1. “I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.”

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romney

a boring place that has nothing to do. its surrounded by old people. po-poz act like their all bas ass. and most of the girls are sluty. and the boys are wanna-bes

cumberland is like romney in some wayz

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a romney

a person with no principles, who will shapeshift into anything, in the hopes of getting what they want.

all poiticians pull a romney whenever it suits their needs....

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Pull a Romney

To lie in a job interview.

“I’m totally unqualified for the job, so I figured I'd just pull a Romney. The interviewer bought it though, I start tomorrow!”

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Romney seat

Any exterior riding area for passengers you no longer wish to keep within the confines of your vehicle - such as a dog kennel strapped to a luggage rack.

"You'd better not blow chunks or I'm making you sit in the Romney seat"

"If your crazy hoe doesn't chillax, I'm throwing her in the Romney seat..."

Romney Hood

Robin Hood in reverse. Taking from the poor and giving to the rich.

Romney Hood will protect the rich from picking-up the debt tab.

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