Let's go into the woods tomorrow with josh rowland and have a hunting accident
Harry Rowlands is the love of my life, he will be forever in my heart (and in my bum). He is rocking atleast 7inches and always tells me to "pipe down, squeaker!". Harry Rowlands is a right stud and does lots of javascript (atleast it has semi colons). We all love Harry Rowlands and you are unlucky if you don't have one.
Me: Is that big don Harry Rowlands
Harry Rowlands: Omg *pulls willy out*
Ashton rowland is the cutest sibling of the rowlands. And can beat hunters ass. We all appreciate him. Thank you🙇 ♀️
Ashton rowland is my lil bean
X @hunterbroland
The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.
Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland
Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!
a boss bitch who don’t take shit from anyone. she wants a boyfriend but no one takes her seriously for the kinky girl she is- she’s craving a good railing and likes guys often but never for long
She will beat your ass if she has to and she has hella guy friends who would back her up
I hope I meet a Hannah Rowland one day
A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands
“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands
A general term burdened upon people with unfortunate circumstances.
Look at that spastic in the wheelchair, what a Rowland Reeves.