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If it exists, there is a m/m story about it on a fanfiction site.
Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"
Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.
Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.
1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.
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A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
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Murduhmerican-Rules
Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.
Person : There are so many laws that are Murduhmerican-Rules set up in the USA that are questionable.
BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei
A fairly simple rule, generally used in domestic situations, which dictates that when you vacate your seat, you have no automatic right to sit back there when you return. Once empty, a seat is open to anybody to sit in, irrespective of the circumstances that caused the previous occupant to vacate it.
Person A - "Excuse me, I was sitting there!"
Person B - "Sheila's rule -sorry"