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Stupid rules

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.

Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.

by AdomC March 8, 2015


The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021


Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't, there will be.

Only one known exception: rule 34 itself.

1: Hey, do you know if there's any Power Rangers porn out there?
2: Rule 34.

by nsrtnmhr September 7, 2011

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Murduhmerican-Rules

Murduhmerican-Rules
Is when laws are sit in position for racist-cops to kill innocent people and get away with it.
Murdered by hate law.
get off cheap by
Committing a hate crime by abusing ones authority.

Person : There are so many laws that are Murduhmerican-Rules set up in the USA that are questionable.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick September 6, 2020


Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.

A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.

by neoblaque December 16, 2011

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Sheila's Rule

A fairly simple rule, generally used in domestic situations, which dictates that when you vacate your seat, you have no automatic right to sit back there when you return. Once empty, a seat is open to anybody to sit in, irrespective of the circumstances that caused the previous occupant to vacate it.

Person A - "Excuse me, I was sitting there!"
Person B - "Sheila's rule -sorry"

by gypsyb May 28, 2011


Rules of Nature

super gangsta based song

i was going hard on rules of nature big based

by gangsta gamer 69 March 19, 2022