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Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
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Is the term used for when you have an itch on the inside of your anus.
I've got a really irritating rumple fife and I cant find anytihng to scratch it with.
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Originated in Champaign Illinois at a bar called the Highdive. Bartender, Matt Graham (a.k.a. Grizzo), referred to Rumpleminze as "Rumple Dumple", coining the term.
Hows come every time every time we get off work, you have to act the fool talkin' bout lets do shots of rumple dumple.
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Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
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When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.
Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?
Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.
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When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed
Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes
the labia. reference to Rumplestilskin, beloved children's character.
"labia, lips, rumpled slit skin, all these terms are acceptable, ladies and gentlemen..."
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