Rylan’s are the best friends you will ever have!! They are trustworthy, sweet and always has a smile for you. They are good at hiding things and are normally the “moms” of the friend group. They are responsible and funny, and they turn any bad situation into a good one! They are always surrounded by friends. They fall for boys easily, but are prepared to have their heart broken.
Have you seen Rylan (girl)?
Yes, she is the best friend you will ever have!!
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When you shove a clarinet up your coochie and it plays a lil song.
One time at band camp I did a Dirty Rylan because I was soo board.
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Fucking gay pilot, he will rape you with his plane.
Oh crap, Rylan Vaught, run, he will shove his plane up your ass!!!
A time where you tell someone to FaceTime you because it is “very important”, and when they answer you show them your penis for no reason.
Ethan: Bro! I just got Rylan-ed by Rylan himself!
Carson: Damn bro! He showed u his cock and balls on FaceTime?
Ethan: YEAH! Worst day of my life.
Rylan ashburner is a big time faggot from Swinton who thinks he’s the next Richie McCaw in rugby. He’s a lanky prick who plays rugby for folly lane. Don’t mess with him or he’ll use his rugby strength to bear hug you. He is also hated for his shitty accent and his far back hair line. He is also a big geek.
Don’t mess with Rylan ashburner
If you see a Rylan it is like seeing an old man in a mom van. Rylan will rape you.
bro did you hear about Rylan is gay he will rape you RUN!!!
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