A goofy lad. The funniest lad. The kindest lad. A nice lad. Typically found in New Jersey.
Bro, have you met a Ryland yet?
Nah, I heard that they’re in New Jersey.
Professional gay massager
Ryland really likes to oil you up and “check your oil”
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Absolute horrible human being. He/she is a Rylan wannabe, and have small dicks. They have no sense of adventure and will usually sit in their room watching porn but not jerk off. They think jerking off is a sport, but never win. They are the definition of dogshit.
What a fucking Ryland, jerking off in a school bus. He is also not attractive at all, I wish he was Rylan.
Hey look at that swag white boy over there
Yo bro that’s ryland
Ryland - Noun
A Person who Loves Anime
A Person that Owns too many knifes
Love to Play D&D
Dark Humor
Laughs when someone dies in a movie
"Wow That dude loves anime and has a knife in his pocket... He's a Ryland."
When someone couldn’t possibly be anymore of a faggot and when they suck cock and say no homo after cuz they think it’s not gay; being a little trick ass bitch
Gary: Hey I think I’m gonna wear grey shirt and white jeans together
Yasmin: WOW. That’s really ryland cardoso of you