Self Upvote

a person who upvotes their own definition

Person 1: How do you have 10,000,000,000 upvotes. There's not even that many people on the planet.
Person 2: Im a self upvote

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self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

self-dx

self-diagnose.
when a person identifies themselves with a disorder (usually a mental or eating disorder).

please seek a professional opinion if you self-diagnose & strongly believe you have the mental illness you self-diagnosed. your self-diagnosis could be correct but you risk causing yourself further mental or emotional harm if you incorrectly diagnose yourself.

person one: i have borderline personality disorder
person two: really? when did you find out?
person one: a few days ago, i self-dx
person two: you should see a professional to make sure you're right. if you're wrong, you'll be treating the wrong problem & might make it worse instead of better!
person one: i'm pretty sure i'm right, but i guess i should make sure!

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Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida

Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity

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self ambivalence

loving and hating yourself.

my self destructive behavior is rooted in self ambivalence.

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Self made

Not Kylie Jenner

Kylie is a billionaire but she is not self made.

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