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September 12 is the 255th day of the year (256th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar; 110 days remain until the end of the year.
Sep 12 is the 255th of the year
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Stupid
Whores
Birthday
NECK
YOURSELF
What day is it
It’s Sep 13
Yuck it’s the whores birthday
Who
Drew and Gracie
Yuck I hate those whores
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When someone uses kitchenknives in an most unsafe way, always in danger of hurting him- or herself
So wie er das Messer benutzt, wird er hoffentlich nicht den Sep machen
Used to describe various states of erection. SEP is an acronym for Semi-Erect Penis which indicates a slightly heightened state of arousal, NEP stands for Non-Erect Penis which is completely and utterly flacid and FEP which is Fully-Erect Penis which indicates a maximum state of arousal and erection.
Tom "What do you think of that chick, are you getting a SEP, NEP, FEP?"
Vince "She's giving me a FEP, thats what I think"
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We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day
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Not quite a fart, not a poo either, somewhere unknown in the space between
A: “I might’ve just seppinged”
B: “emergency scratch and sniff”
The day bad bitches and the funniest people are born.
Friend 1: Ur mom's such a baddie
Friend 2: Well no shit, she's born on Sep 8.