SMG, or "Social Media Grandma" is a grandma that likes the idea of hanging around the grandkids so that she can post Instagram photos of her with the kids, but isn't really that good with them.
Wife: "My mom is coming round to have dinner with us and the kids." Husband: "She's such an SMG. All she wants to do is post pictures and then leave us with the washing up."
The most disgusting school on the planet. Located in Blarney, County Cork, Ireland, it houses at least 500 rats and is filled with pyscho teachers and allat. The doors lock between classes btw that's a sick joke. The proud origin of hit tiktok account NIosaf
"That schools so bad, it's SMGS level"
Someone is talking to much or there on your dick say Smg (.suck.my.gglit) instead of saying smd it’s funny and disrespectful
Him: guys look what this Nigga got on
Me: nigga smg
Scintimammography or Screening Mammography (SMG) is a breast examination technique where a woman's breast is squeezed between two compression plates.
In pornography and BDSM, SMG is bondage of a woman's breasts, often with ropes (Shibari) but possibly other homemade or store-bought items, where the breasts are cinched rather tight, causing them to become more sensitive and darker, purplish in color.
When my girlfriend and I are playing with ropes and I am tying her up in a bikini chest harness, she wants me to wrap the ropes around her boobs pretty tight. She loves the feeling of SMG as much as I enjoy doing it!
this little fuck s using a stinger smg on me what a cancerous retard