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a town in jersey where all of the inhabitors think they are the sh**s and all thetowns around it think of them as spoiled rich people the minority percentile is like a mere .0003%
spartan- Yo homie wats popping yo lets get high this weekend because that the only thing we can do!
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a nice ass town in jersey which everyone hates because some of us are a little rich and yes we have our snobs but most of us are cool people. everyone thinks that we all smoke weed and alot of us do but hey we win all our sports so u got beat by a bunch of pot heads congratulations. our cops have no life and bother us when they really should bother the kids who have no life and who aren't even from our town who come to it just to tell us we are gay when they are drivin a piece of crap and drove 20 minutes to get there on a weekend just to tell us that cause they are jealous that we have cool stuff in our town and they don't
other kid: wow you guys are from sparta wow u guys are gay
sparta kids: we're gay you don't see us coming to your town just to diss you cause we have nothing better to do
other kid: speachless and drives away in his piece of crap minivan
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Sparta is a rich white bred town full of kids with their heads up their own asses. I just moved here from Bergen County and all I hear is these faggots whine about their stupid problems. Like how "daddy didn't buy me that BMW" or "my life is so hard because i don't have a credit card at the age of 16." These kids are such pussies and are in need of a serious dose of reality and serious ass kickings. I can also count every minority in this town on my one hand. These kids also don't realize that everyone thinks that they're such faggots. Whenever I tell people in Sussex County that I live here they say things like "ouch" or "get away from me" or "i'm so sorry." I can't wait until i'm 18 so i can get the fuck away from these losers and their fucking ugly girls.
Next time your in Sparta beat up the first kid you see chances are they deserve it.
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A nice quiet town Northwest of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Actually considered a "Diamond in the Rough" academically because it has kind of flown below the radar for years. Most "Pretentious" people from the Grand Rapids area look down upon the residents of Sparta, considering them trash and incompetent. The people of Sparta are known for their fanatical Blue Collar work ethic and think that the "Pretentious" attitudes of surrounding areas stem from the fact that Spartans tend to be on the lower end of the workforce totem pole. The nice people of Sparta are fine with and almost welcome this attitude, as it keeps most people from venturing "north" to explore. Sparta is an example of one of those small towns where most people know each other and you can't seem to walk down the street without bumping into a few friends. People live comfortably amongst each each in this town, a place where you can still keep the doors unlocked at night (albeit, there is trouble from time to time as there is in most places). The town mascot is the obvious - The Spartan. Athletic teams are now competitive in most sports, something this quiet little village couldn't claim in recent years. However there is an exception as there seems to be a basketball hoop on every garage in this town, and the Basketball (boys and girls) teams are far from competing for a state championship. A nice place to grow up and raise a family, which again, is a very very hard place to find these days. Hopefully we won't get too much negative feedback on this site like our bretheran in Sparta, NJ.
Boy #1 - "Hey man, where are you from?"
Boy #2 - "I'm from Sparta, MI"
Boy #1 - "Your dad must work for my dad then - you Spartans suck!"
Boy #2 - "Yeah, well, you know what they say about Spartans - they have huge cocks and superhuman strength!"
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rich town in northern New Jersey, that is full of really pretentious people with kids who in fact own the world and are better than everybody else.
Most of the young people in this town wear guesss, coach, gucci and clothes that people in other towns cant afford. only very few kids are fuck ups and druggeeyyss. there cheerleaders are hottt and run around in really short skirts and low shirts. well sparta is great place!
guy: heyy look a cheerleader!!!
other guy: shes hotttt, she mustt be from Sparta!!!!
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to post 300 comments in a single thread on Facebook.
Comment #10 of 300 - "I feel like we are gonna Sparta this one tonight."
Comment #150 of 300 - "We're halfway to Sparta!"
Comment #300 - "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!"
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a town in northern nj where all the white kids think their black and th only 3 fuckin black kids think their white. sometimes reffered to as sparlem by the assholes who think it can be compared to Harlem. everyones rich and even if their not that rich, their still rich. they hang out in front of CVS.... Whhyy??!?!! to buy fuckin toothpaste?!?! the lake is just a giant whole filled with sewage but since everyones so high, they go tubing out their on mommy and daddys boat. and everyones so high, all day, every day. im serious, bro. SO. FUCKIN. HIGH!
all sparta white kids- i be so tipsy, bitch, n high as a mothrfucka!!!!! reppin sparlem, niggaaass!!!!
black kid- Alcohol? Weed? =O Oh dear me, what a conundrum! Please allow me to be excused. I must study for tomorrows trigonomotry exam
normal kid- what. the. fuck.
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