STD

an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...

STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"

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STD

in freeskiing: Spread Twister Daffy

Try to do all three in one jump. Or, you could do them on three jumps in a row.

Dude, can you get an STD off this jump?
No, it's not big enough.

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STD

smoke. thizz. drink.

You STD last night huh?!

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STD

A STD is a sexually transmitted disease spread through butt sex.

Ben: Oh man, when I did her last night, I think I got a STD.
Carl: YOU HAD BUTT SEX?!?!?!?!

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STD

something the government made up so people wouldnt have sex

I just got injected with and std by the government to I can show up as an example for middle school children

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STD

Abbreviation for "shit to do."

When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."

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STD

STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!

Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!

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