std

An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.

Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!

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STDs

'S'exually 'T'ransmitted 'D'isease's'.

God's way of evening out the risks of sex, so not only women have something to lose if they have unprotected sex, but men too.

Use a condom!

James: If I bang this girl and she gets pregnant, there's no real risk in it for me, right? I can just leave her

Gregory: Well.. true. But you could catch STDs and die, or never be able to have sex again.. plus you might have to pay Child Support anyway.

James: .. true.

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std

What killed unprotected sex.

John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."

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STD

short for "Shit To Do"

Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

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STD

to smoke pot, drink alcohol and take thizz pills at the same time

friend: lets go to a party!!
you: are we gonna std??
friend: hell yeah!

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STD

Student Tech Director

Yo! who do I give my crew head aplication to? oh, give it to the STD!

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STD'S

Aka: HIV

A deadly virus/ disease aka: Aids , You get by having unsafe sexual intercourse with someone who already has that virus
aka: Sexual/Sexually Transmitted Disease

"Hey doc, theres something wrong...."

*Test Results*

"Sorry to tell you, but, you have STD's"

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