No, I do not want any salad. Expensive leaf nonsense is for rabbits, and I am not a rabbit.
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salad = fresh.
fresh, new, innovative, POPPIN things.
those kicks are so fresh they're salad yo
dawg that shirt is sooo salad!!
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An adjective used to describe a soft action.
Friend: I'm kind of in the mood to stay in tonight and watch movies with my chick.
Me: That is straight salad.
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The food which, if you put it into a dog's bowl, it will walk away.
When the vegetarian with her salad asked me if I knew how my steak died, I said "Yeah, you fucking starved it to death!".
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A word describing something or someone thatβs weird/gross/disgusting.
βOh heβs a fucking salad, he hangs with those peopleβ
βTheyβre a bunch of salads I swearβ
*salad emoji*
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A word used to fill an awkward silence in an uncomfortable situation.
Girl: Your hot, wanna make whoopy?
Guy: ................salad
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