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Salami tits are when the areola is so big it looks like a piece of salami was put there.
Her salami tits nipples were massive, and it looked like there was a piece of salami sitting on them...
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A bar that is occupied by too many men and too few women.
This bar sucks, it looks like it has been hit by a salami tsunami.
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Another term for a grand slam home run. A home run with a runner on each base that scores 4 runs.
Hey Kevdog, that was a nice grand salami that you hit last night!
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Did you see that grand salami that Kevin hit in the ball game yesterday?
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The process in which a man masturbates.
Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.
Randy) Me too!
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To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami
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Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.
Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.
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An emo person. They slice their arms like they were made of salami, hence, "salami arms".
Since Jessica left Michael, he's become salami arms. See how he dresses in black, cuts his wrists and listens to Suicide Silence?
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