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A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.
The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...
a ho, prostitute, girl that can run really fast in high heels, etc.
ms degrandchamp is a anatomical salesman.
one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon
sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run
Any salesman from the greater Sacramento area that sells:
A: thinge that don't exist
B: things they don't have or
C: trailer parts
God damn I hate that George, he sure is a snake oil salesman
Epic 😎, she sells tea. Proud member of the horny police
Fin: Happy Tea Salesman is the model Horny Police member
Person who works long hours every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve the problems in front of them to help their clients.
Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new Chevrolet Silverado!
I bought a used Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.
I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!
1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.
The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.