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A "Slimy Salvadore" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvadore" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.
by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009
"Ewww!!!! Rodger and I were getting intimate in the port o' potty and he yelled 'i wanna break up!!!' steped back and gave me a Slimy Salvadore!!!!!"
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The worlds best country.It is full of nice hardworking peolpe. Not like you lazyass dick-sucking mexicans that all yall do is drink beer, eat shit, suck cocks, lay around your house watching fucking novelas, and eat the greasiest, nastiest, food that taste like shit. F U anthony and katrina feliz. yall can suck my Guanaco dick. Yall beter watch yalls backs, la Mara Salvatrucha are looking for yall.
Mexico Sucks> El Salvador is the best.
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da best country chu will eva go to!!!!
ppl there r luving n caring
home 2 da sexiest men eva
chu ppl who say s*** bout us
chu betta shut the f*** up..jaja
i luv dis country 4 eva=
Guanaco Pride!!
i be reppin El Salvador til the day i die!!
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Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.
Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
"I hear this piece was created using The Salvador Dali technique." - Art connoisseur
"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses
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I cowardly friend who hurts others and doesnt take the time to tale others feelings into account. Also a bad friend who see's friends as just objects to be worn that are a dime a dozen. Terrible Person.
She texted me saying she didnt want to be friends anymore. She couldn't even say it to my face or here my side. She just used me so many times. What a salvador yniguez.
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To roll a joint. (cannabis Rizla)
Salvador Dalí - Bob Marley. The canvas is the paper. Used in Hertfordshire UK
A FUCKING ASSHAT HOMELESS PERSON who happened to have won Eurovision 2017 :)
"Did you hear who won Eurovision 2017?"
"No? Was it Kris Kostov?"
"No, it was Salvador Sobral."