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The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.
Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.
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A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.
A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.
When a naked big hot large Samoan man belly flops on top of you and you fucking die of an orgasm.
Bro I just got Samoan steamrolled so hard last night.
That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird
Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!
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Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.
My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
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a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.
Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up
A rare moment of infinite possibility and opportunity. Typically the start of a new chapter in life.
At first I didn't know what I would do after I lost my job, but it turned out to be my samoan canvas.