Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual position where a woman, dressed as a geisha; or a man dressed as a sumo wrestler fills their ass with fine grain sand and water with an enema bottle and then fart blasts it out all over the other persons face while yelling "BONSAI!".

I wanted a Tokyo Sandblaster at the whore house, but they said it would cost an extra $100 just to truck in the white sand they use from the Caribbean.

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sandblast

A style of demin shorts or pants that are usually sagging. They tend to be either dark demin (navy, black) with a lighter color of demin in an oval-like circle that look like it's been spray painted or a light blue color demin with a white spray-painted look. Black people and a wigger tend to wear these.

Person 1: Hey man, why does that guy's pants look like they've been changed to a lighter color near the knees?
Person 2: It's called a sandblast

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Tokyo Sandblaster

Your on the beach shes roaring and rolling like godzilla from Tokyo, you dip your dick in sand and then dip it in her, and then blast her face with sand.

Scott: "Dude I cant believe you pulled off a Tokyo Sandblaster."
Alex: "It was tight."

Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"

Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"

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Tokyo Sandblaster

Its a three step process

1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.

2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face

3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks

I want to go down to the Jersey Shore and give my friend Drew Wasserbach a "Tokyo Sandblaster"

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Tokyo Sandblaster

In this sexually explicit act, the guilty party takes excessive amounts of anti-constipation medicine prior to being anally penetrated which consequently induces the projection of liquid excrement all over the genital area of the sodomite when penetration occurs.

Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?

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Tokyo Sandblaster

A term created by Conan O'Brian on his second show on TBS; most likely meaning a spray of seminal fluids into the face and/or eyes of a woman from Tokyo.

"How about the Tokyo Sandblaster?" - Conan O'Brian

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Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.

Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.

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