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First, set up a miniature "grave" in a sandy beach for your sexual partner to lie in. Proceed to cover your partner's entire body, excluding the genitalia and face. Wait for your partner to fall asleep. When the moment is right begin to fornicate with your partner, appearing to onlookers that you are merely sexing the sand.
Bob: "So I hear you're bringing Natasha on a date to the beach tonight!"
Marquis: "Yo, Imma goina sandman that ho."
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When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.
She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there
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Whence one receives oral sex on the beach, ejaculates into the givers face, and then slams their head into the sand.
Willie gave his a girlfriend a persian sandman and now she is itchy and sticky.
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When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.
Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.
When you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and cum in her eyes. With the cum still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the bitch unconscious. When she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried semen will have cemented them shut.
Did you hear last night Bobby gave that Elise slut a salty sandman? The blind bitch was stumbling around like Helen Keller.
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when going for that great cum shot then just throwing sand instead of jizz
that mofo pulled the Mr sandman on me
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when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth
man you just got the sandman waffle
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