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Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.
100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies
The act of sanitizing your hands.
I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.
When you sniffed too much hand sanitizer you get real high, I can't stop laughing and then eventually you realize your high so that you stop acting like your high cuz you know your high.
Shhhh..... Laugh laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😃😄😅😆😂😃😄😅😆
Hey are you good bro
Yes I just inhell too much hand sanitizer
Nice bro so ur high from hand sanitizer
When your statement is 99.9% a fact
Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?
That’s a hand sanitizer fact
Act of thoroughly cleaning the anal area with bleach or other liquid
Girl, I had the nastiest poo last night. I had a hard core session of sanitization.
When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.
Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger
The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.
We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.