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When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.
Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls
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Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
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The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.
I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!
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1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
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you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat
Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat
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when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.
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1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
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