Beer and orange juice
Ehh buddy how bout we slam some Saskatchewan Sunrise before we hit the bars for some Caesars
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a shitty town filled with inbreds. Sittlers and Ceys know where it's at. Hard to find a bf/gf here because you're probably related to them. There are also lots of old cranky ladies who yell at you for just breathing.
Fun fact: you can only be cool here if you play hockey, volleyball, or dance
person 1- "your dating your cousin!?!?!"
person 2- "yeah so what I need a bf"
person 3-"sWeEt hOmE aLabaMa"
person 4- "welcome to gold ol Wilkie, Saskatchewan
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An oasis in the middle of the canadian praries for students starving for knowledge and a home football team. U of S transforms hicks into lawyers, engineers and doctors. The winters can get very very cold, with record lows of -50 degrees. This is unfortunately perfect conditions for winter studying... and snow fights. It is also advised to make friends with some First Nations students, to stock up on Parkas and moccasins. The university is right next to the North Saskatchewan River and a perfect place to drop you canoe to float to further destinations.
" Are you going to the University of Saskatchewan??"
YES
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A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!
Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.
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one person defecates into another person's mouth, who then vomits back into the first person's anus.
Looks like you've been makin' trades at the old Saskatchewan Swapmeet again, Frank.
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While engaged in rear entry, right as the male finishes, he spits on the female's back to indicate that he is finished. However, as he spits on her back he cums in his hand, then proceeds to call the female's name so she turns around and he smacks her in the face with his hand.
Fadel has a black-eye from receiving the Saskatchewan Salute last night!
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to give your brother/sister a sponge bath
JOE: last night i gave my Jessica a spongebath
DAVE:isnt that your sister?
JOE: ya .....it was a saskatchewan spongebath
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