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Simultaneous saxophone playing - the female sucks the male's saxophone while he sucks her saxophone. Gay and lesbian versions of the Saxophone 69 are also practiced.
Billy and Jane simultaneously played each other saxophones while laying in opposite directions in a belly-to-belly position, thus performing the Saxophone 69.
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When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.
Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!
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Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.
Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.
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When a woman on her period is being eaten out and fingered at the same time.
Damn dude, my girl firend is on the rag again... looks like I'm playing the bloody saxophone in the band tonight.
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Like The Trombone Section but with more people playing Careless Whisper.
Collin: Why is there romantic music in the background?
Ariel: wELCOME TO THE SAXOPHONE ZONE-
Another word for a bong.
Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.
Smoking apparatus for crystal substances
Pass me the Salisbury saxophone you pig I want to get on the level to