Scallop

To proceed movement towards the bathroom from ones couch

Scallop to the bathroom before i murder your parents

Scallop

To prance around gleefully.

The children scallop around the winery hillside.

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."