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Hairpiece; toupe. Worn by either gender. Use follows failure of the comb-over. Favored by males who run personal ads in free local publications advertising eviction sales, bull roasts, and stained couches(free to good homes). A do-it-yourself scalp rat can be had for free in certain neighborhoods if you know your way around a bowie knife.
Hey handsome, your scalp rat doesn't go with the rest of your hair.
Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?
Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!
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A derogatory term for a person who is bald (usually a male) whose head is so bald that it bounces off lights!
Every time I watched the Joe rogan show his studio lights bounces off his head It's very annoying hes basically a Shine Scalp
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When a bald man has a delicious, soft scalp, ready to be devoured.
Join in! We're eating Jamie's newborn's soft scalp!
Damn, that turkish man has a really soft scalp!
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When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."
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A player whose object is to score with a partner of a particular hair color (preferably natural) or ethnicity...
"There were a lot of gorgeous brunettes at the bar last night, but the chubby blonde was the popular one with the scalp hunters..."
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A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.
Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.
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the most brutal rape of them all...
"D00d! That stuff raped my scalp!"
"We just got scalp raped!"
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