schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?

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schlong

(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language

Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"

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schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

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schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

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schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

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schlong

Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).

I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.

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schlong

Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."

I showed her my schlong.

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